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Response to “The Way You Love Me” by Faith Hill

I don’t know why but that Faith Hill song, “The Way You Love Me” has always bothered me. It’s been in my head for the past couple of days and I’m still so annoyed by it. I just think her wish is so stupid. So, in order to help me deal with my disdain for this song, I’ve decided to come up with a response from the male whom Faith Hill is singing to. If you don’t know it I’ve put copied the chorus below.

If I could grant

You one wish

I’d wish you could see the way you kiss

Ooh, I love watching you


When you’re driving me crazy


Hey, you know I love you, but why would you wish that for me? I mean you could’ve wished anything, is that really what you think I’d want. I guess it’s sweet…no it’s not, not at all. I’ve told you about my money problems. Could you at least wish for money? It doesn’t even have to be that large of an amount, just enough to pay off my mortgage. What about superpowers? I’d like to be able to fly. I know I’ve told you that at least once. What about a big penis? I know we’d both like that. I guess there are just a number of things I would’ve rather you wished for.

And the fact that you wished that makes me worried about our relationship. It’s just such a stupid wish. I mean I have eyes, like I can see how I kiss and I really don’t care about seeing it from some new perspective. How exactly would it work anyways?  Like, how did you envision this? Would it be some out of body experience, would I be fully present in two different bodies, one of me kissing you the other watching? It just seems like you didn’t think this through.

Also your rhyme scheme is childish. 

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